ATLANTA, GA - Stacey Abrams has announced she will be re-releasing some of her romance novels in 2022. Already she has thanked the Pulitzer Prize Board for recognizing her groundbreaking work and has accepted the Pulitzer Prize in fiction for 2022. 'I am so humbled by this honor,' said Abrams to a r...
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IRVING, TX - In a landmark move being felt around the world, The Chuck E. Cheese Oversight Board has upheld the controversial January decision to ban Trump from using the ball pit.'We need to be very clear-- the world-famous Chuck E. Cheese ball pit is a privilege,' said CEO Charles Cheese Jr. 'Ther...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - According to anonymous sources, the CIA has replaced enhanced interrogation techniques such as waterboarding with something even more torturous and effective: 12-hour academic lectures on intersectional feminism. 'Waterboarding has been shown to be very effective,' said the anonym...
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IRVING, TX - In a landmark move being felt around the world, The Chuck E. Cheese Oversight Board has upheld the controversial January decision to ban Trump from using the ball pit.'We need to be very clear-- the world-famous Chuck E. Cheese ball pit is a privilege,' said CEO Charles Cheese Jr. 'Ther...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - According to anonymous sources, the CIA has replaced enhanced interrogation techniques such as waterboarding with something even more torturous and effective: 12-hour academic lectures on intersectional feminism. 'Waterboarding has been shown to be very effective,' said the anonym...
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