IRVING, TX - In a landmark move being felt around the world, The Chuck E. Cheese Oversight Board has upheld the controversial January decision to ban Trump from using the ball pit.'We need to be very clear-- the world-famous Chuck E. Cheese ball pit is a privilege,' said CEO Charles Cheese Jr. 'Ther...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - According to anonymous sources, the CIA has replaced enhanced interrogation techniques such as waterboarding with something even more torturous and effective: 12-hour academic lectures on intersectional feminism. 'Waterboarding has been shown to be very effective,' said the anonym...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - America's Hispanic population was treated to a very special speech today, in which First Lady Dr. Jill Biden wished all the Latinx people a happy 'Cincway du Marco.'Hola fellow Latinx!' said Dr. Jill Biden as she donned an authentic Mexican sombrero and shook a maraca. 'We honor y...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - According to anonymous sources, the CIA has replaced enhanced interrogation techniques such as waterboarding with something even more torturous and effective: 12-hour academic lectures on intersectional feminism. 'Waterboarding has been shown to be very effective,' said the anonym...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - America's Hispanic population was treated to a very special speech today, in which First Lady Dr. Jill Biden wished all the Latinx people a happy 'Cincway du Marco.'Hola fellow Latinx!' said Dr. Jill Biden as she donned an authentic Mexican sombrero and shook a maraca. 'We honor y...
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