U.S. - In an effort to reduce the number of deadly police shootings, cities across the nation have resorted to hiring Imperial stormtroopers from another galaxy. Since the mass hiring effort, police shootings have reportedly been reduced to zero. 'Yeah, these guys can't hit anything with their blast...
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MEDINA, WA - According to anonymous sources, Melinda Gates filed for divorce from her husband Bill after discovering a shocking video of him dancing on stage to 'Start Me Up' by The Rolling Stones during the Windows 95 launch. 'Oh my gosh- my husband is a total dork,' said a shocked Melinda Gates, a...
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CORUSCANT - 100 days after Chancellor Palpatine survived an attack that left him scarred and deformed, yet with a stronger resolve to form a new empire, many are wondering if galactic citizens feel more unified than they did before. In response, a new ABC News poll revealed that 23% percent of the G...
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TULSA, OK - Shortly after tying the knot, local husband Kevin Bachman went on a spree of 'executive orders' for his wife, and the fallout is showing up in his 100-day poll numbers.'Kevin always said before we got married that he wanted us to decide things together, to compromise,' reported Ashley, K...
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MEDINA, WA - According to anonymous sources, Melinda Gates filed for divorce from her husband Bill after discovering a shocking video of him dancing on stage to 'Start Me Up' by The Rolling Stones during the Windows 95 launch. 'Oh my gosh- my husband is a total dork,' said a shocked Melinda Gates, a...
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CORUSCANT - 100 days after Chancellor Palpatine survived an attack that left him scarred and deformed, yet with a stronger resolve to form a new empire, many are wondering if galactic citizens feel more unified than they did before. In response, a new ABC News poll revealed that 23% percent of the G...
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TULSA, OK - Shortly after tying the knot, local husband Kevin Bachman went on a spree of 'executive orders' for his wife, and the fallout is showing up in his 100-day poll numbers.'Kevin always said before we got married that he wanted us to decide things together, to compromise,' reported Ashley, K...
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