MEDINA, WA - According to anonymous sources, Melinda Gates filed for divorce from her husband Bill after discovering a shocking video of him dancing on stage to 'Start Me Up' by The Rolling Stones during the Windows 95 launch. 'Oh my gosh- my husband is a total dork,' said a shocked Melinda Gates, a...
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U.S. - In an effort to reduce the number of deadly police shootings, cities across the nation have resorted to hiring Imperial stormtroopers from another galaxy. Since the mass hiring effort, police shootings have reportedly been reduced to zero. 'Yeah, these guys can't hit anything with their blast...
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TULSA, OK - Shortly after tying the knot, local husband Kevin Bachman went on a spree of 'executive orders' for his wife, and the fallout is showing up in his 100-day poll numbers.'Kevin always said before we got married that he wanted us to decide things together, to compromise,' reported Ashley, K...
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WASHINGTON, D.C - In a recent statement to the nation, President Joe Biden announced that if we can come together and reach our vaccination goal, he’s willing to ease restrictions. 'With enough vaccinations, I’m prepared to authorize the use of sparklers for the American public on the 4th of July,' ...
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U.S. - In an effort to reduce the number of deadly police shootings, cities across the nation have resorted to hiring Imperial stormtroopers from another galaxy. Since the mass hiring effort, police shootings have reportedly been reduced to zero. 'Yeah, these guys can't hit anything with their blast...
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TULSA, OK - Shortly after tying the knot, local husband Kevin Bachman went on a spree of 'executive orders' for his wife, and the fallout is showing up in his 100-day poll numbers.'Kevin always said before we got married that he wanted us to decide things together, to compromise,' reported Ashley, K...
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WASHINGTON, D.C - In a recent statement to the nation, President Joe Biden announced that if we can come together and reach our vaccination goal, he’s willing to ease restrictions. 'With enough vaccinations, I’m prepared to authorize the use of sparklers for the American public on the 4th of July,' ...
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