Report: Melinda Gates Filed For Divorce After Discovering...

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Report: Melinda Gates Filed For Divorce After Discovering Windows 95 Launch Video

MEDINA, WA - According to anonymous sources, Melinda Gates filed for divorce from her husband Bill after discovering a shocking video of him dancing on stage to 'Start Me Up' by The Rolling Stones during the Windows 95 launch. 'Oh my gosh- my husband is a total dork,' said a shocked Melinda Gates, a...

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