CULVER CITY, CA - If there's one thing Americans are concerned about, it’s secret racist hand signals. That’s why numerous dedicated people are always on the lookout for any time someone’s thumb touches their index finger -- the 'OK' gesture -- before this magic gesture launches race riots nationwi...
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MEDINA, WA - In a shocking turn of events, Melinda Gates has changed her mind about divorcing Bill Gates only minutes after receiving the COVID vaccine.'I have changed my mind and do not want a divorce from this amazing and handsome man,' said Melinda with a glazed look in her eye. 'Bill is perfect ...
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MEDINA, WA - In a shocking turn of events, Melinda Gates has changed her mind about divorcing Bill Gates only minutes after receiving the COVID vaccine.'I have changed my mind and do not want a divorce from this amazing and handsome man,' said Melinda with a glazed look in her eye. 'Bill is perfect ...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Biden has announced he will finally relocate the 20,000 National Guard troops who have been stationed in D.C. since January. Their new mission will be to infiltrate America's inner cities and shoot menthol cigarettes out of the mouths of unsuspecting smokers. 'Listen, folks-- we g...
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CINCINNATI, OH - A catcher for the Cincinnati Reds was ejected from a home game today after he was caught flashing several racist hand signals to the pitcher. 'We are shocked and saddened by this overt display of white supremacy from one of our players,' said MLB commissioner Rob Manfred. 'This is n...
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