WASHINGTON, D.C. - Biden has announced he will finally relocate the 20,000 National Guard troops who have been stationed in D.C. since January. Their new mission will be to infiltrate America's inner cities and shoot menthol cigarettes out of the mouths of unsuspecting smokers. 'Listen, folks-- we g...
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CINCINNATI, OH - A catcher for the Cincinnati Reds was ejected from a home game today after he was caught flashing several racist hand signals to the pitcher. 'We are shocked and saddened by this overt display of white supremacy from one of our players,' said MLB commissioner Rob Manfred. 'This is n...
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Masks have been the greatest way for us to distinguish between morally superior people and all the evil selfish people. But how will the world know what a good person you are when masks are no longer required? Don't worry fam-- we here at the Babylon Bee are morality experts. We got you. Here are 10...
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WASHINGTON, DC—In an effort to help the black community and save black lives, the Biden administration announced its intention today to ban menthol cigarettes and order manufacturers to provide abortions instead. "We believe black lives matter," Biden said at a press conference announcing the dec
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CINCINNATI, OH - A catcher for the Cincinnati Reds was ejected from a home game today after he was caught flashing several racist hand signals to the pitcher. 'We are shocked and saddened by this overt display of white supremacy from one of our players,' said MLB commissioner Rob Manfred. 'This is n...
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Masks have been the greatest way for us to distinguish between morally superior people and all the evil selfish people. But how will the world know what a good person you are when masks are no longer required? Don't worry fam-- we here at the Babylon Bee are morality experts. We got you. Here are 10...
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WASHINGTON, DC—In an effort to help the black community and save black lives, the Biden administration announced its intention today to ban menthol cigarettes and order manufacturers to provide abortions instead. "We believe black lives matter," Biden said at a press conference announcing the dec
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