WASHINGTON, D.C. - Biden has announced he will finally relocate the 20,000 National Guard troops who have been stationed in D.C. since January. Their new mission will be to infiltrate America's inner cities and shoot menthol cigarettes out of the mouths of unsuspecting smokers. 'Listen, folks-- we g...
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CULVER CITY, CA - If there's one thing Americans are concerned about, it’s secret racist hand signals. That’s why numerous dedicated people are always on the lookout for any time someone’s thumb touches their index finger -- the 'OK' gesture -- before this magic gesture launches race riots nationwi...
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CINCINNATI, OH - A catcher for the Cincinnati Reds was ejected from a home game today after he was caught flashing several racist hand signals to the pitcher. 'We are shocked and saddened by this overt display of white supremacy from one of our players,' said MLB commissioner Rob Manfred. 'This is n...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - In the wake of a black man from the South expressing optimism about race in America, outraged liberals across the nation are doing everything in their power to crush that kind of positive thinking before it really gets out of hand.'Look, black people are great and all, but they ar...
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CULVER CITY, CA - If there's one thing Americans are concerned about, it’s secret racist hand signals. That’s why numerous dedicated people are always on the lookout for any time someone’s thumb touches their index finger -- the 'OK' gesture -- before this magic gesture launches race riots nationwi...
babylonbee.com
CINCINNATI, OH - A catcher for the Cincinnati Reds was ejected from a home game today after he was caught flashing several racist hand signals to the pitcher. 'We are shocked and saddened by this overt display of white supremacy from one of our players,' said MLB commissioner Rob Manfred. 'This is n...
babylonbee.com
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In the wake of a black man from the South expressing optimism about race in America, outraged liberals across the nation are doing everything in their power to crush that kind of positive thinking before it really gets out of hand.'Look, black people are great and all, but they ar...
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