WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Biden administration has announced a ban on pumpkin spice-flavored beverages for the good of the white girl community, sources confirmed Thursday. Joe Biden made the announcement in his speech last night and signed an executive order banning the beverage this morning.'Look, we...
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AMES, IA - After six years leading worship at Redeemer On The Rock, Joe Miller has been asked to step down after church leadership confirmed the rumor that Joe had turned thirty years old.'We were disappointed to discover the stories were true,' said senior pastor Mike Lee. 'Honestly though-- we cou...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - A spokesman for the FDA announced Friday that it was lifting the pause on the Johnson and Johnson COVID vaccine after the company reformulated the product into a trademarked No More Clots™ formula. Shares of the company jumped 5% after the announcement. 'We are pleased to announce...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - After Senator Tim Scott said America is no longer a racist country, Democrats scrambled to prove him wrong. They quickly devastated his argument by going into storage and dusting off their old KKK hoods, which they then donned to show him just how racist America actually is.'If Am...
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AMES, IA - After six years leading worship at Redeemer On The Rock, Joe Miller has been asked to step down after church leadership confirmed the rumor that Joe had turned thirty years old.'We were disappointed to discover the stories were true,' said senior pastor Mike Lee. 'Honestly though-- we cou...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - A spokesman for the FDA announced Friday that it was lifting the pause on the Johnson and Johnson COVID vaccine after the company reformulated the product into a trademarked No More Clots™ formula. Shares of the company jumped 5% after the announcement. 'We are pleased to announce...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - After Senator Tim Scott said America is no longer a racist country, Democrats scrambled to prove him wrong. They quickly devastated his argument by going into storage and dusting off their old KKK hoods, which they then donned to show him just how racist America actually is.'If Am...
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