SACRAMENTO, CA - There wasn't a dry eye in the press room at the governor's office today, as Gavin Newsom bravely announced he was transgender just after Caitlyn Jenner declared a gubernatorial run.The move is seen by many as an attempt to one-up Jenner with another level of intersectionality and el...
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PAWTUCKET, RI - Hasbro announced today an exciting new playset for kids and little innocent babies: 'My First Knife Fight,' to be released under its Playskool brand aimed at toddlers.The playset features real shivs kids can use to stab each other in an innocent street fight. Including a variety of k...
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LOS ANGELES, CA - The 2021 Oscars ceremonies have been delayed after local authorities were forced to clear out a large tent city that had sprung up at Union Station overnight.'Ew! Get them away from me! Get them away!' shrieked a terrified Gwyneth Paltrow as local cops doused the camp with a large ...
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PAWTUCKET, RI - Hasbro announced today an exciting new playset for kids and little innocent babies: 'My First Knife Fight,' to be released under its Playskool brand aimed at toddlers.The playset features real shivs kids can use to stab each other in an innocent street fight. Including a variety of k...
babylonbee.com
LOS ANGELES, CA - The 2021 Oscars ceremonies have been delayed after local authorities were forced to clear out a large tent city that had sprung up at Union Station overnight.'Ew! Get them away from me! Get them away!' shrieked a terrified Gwyneth Paltrow as local cops doused the camp with a large ...
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