MINNEAPOLIS, MN - After Derek Chauvin was found guilty on all three counts, the crowds outside the courthouse breathed a sigh of relief and began to celebrate.'Wait! Not so fast!' said BLM co-founder Patrisse Cullors to the crowds. 'We have more work to do! We haven't really achieved justice! We mus...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - During an interview Tuesday, Dr. Anthony Fauci called the Bill of Rights in our Constitution a 'public health crisis.'Along with climate change, racial injustice, and student loans, the Bill of Rights should be declared a 'public health emergency,' Fauci said in his comments on an...
HOUSTON, TX - Now that NASA has awarded Elon Musk's SpaceX the contract to land astronauts on the moon, they are frantically working to build an actual moon for astronauts to land on. 'The moon isn't real,' said one anonymous NASA rep to reporters. 'Oh-- no one told you that? It's a projection in th...
DECATUR, AL - Meow Mix has always gone by the slogan, 'The brand cats ask for by name.' And it does seem like cats are always crying for Meow Mix, as cats can often be heard wailing, 'Meow!' late into the night. But a new scientific study has shown that the Meow Mix slogan is in fact false advertisi...
