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Apr 20 2021 · 10:35 PM
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Fauci Calls The Bill Of Rights A 'Public Health Crisis'

WASHINGTON, D.C. - During an interview Tuesday, Dr. Anthony Fauci called the Bill of Rights in our Constitution a 'public health crisis.'Along with climate change, racial injustice, and student loans, the Bill of Rights should be declared a 'public health emergency,' Fauci said in his comments on an...

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