MINNEAPOLIS, MN - As the Derek Chauvin trial continues, many Minneapolis business owners are preparing for the worst. Some are boarding up their windows, while others are just going ahead and smashing their own windows to get it over with already.But one business owner, Michael Foster, had a differe...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - As COVID numbers have begun to decline and it appears the pandemic is over, Dr. Fauci desperately resorted to his last option: to consume an entire sack of bats in hopes that the coronavirus will spread once again.'The concerning decline in COVID cases has left me with no choice,'...
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TALLAHASSEE, FL - Florida Governor Ron DeSantis unveiled his brand-new presidential bleached hair and spray tan this week, officially kicking off his campaign to run for president in 2024.'What are you talking about? This is how I've always looked!' said DeSantis to questioning reporters. 'And I don...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - As COVID numbers have begun to decline and it appears the pandemic is over, Dr. Fauci desperately resorted to his last option: to consume an entire sack of bats in hopes that the coronavirus will spread once again.'The concerning decline in COVID cases has left me with no choice,'...
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TALLAHASSEE, FL - Florida Governor Ron DeSantis unveiled his brand-new presidential bleached hair and spray tan this week, officially kicking off his campaign to run for president in 2024.'What are you talking about? This is how I've always looked!' said DeSantis to questioning reporters. 'And I don...
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