WASHINGTON, D.C. - As COVID numbers have begun to decline and it appears the pandemic is over, Dr. Fauci desperately resorted to his last option: to consume an entire sack of bats in hopes that the coronavirus will spread once again.'The concerning decline in COVID cases has left me with no choice,'...
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TALLAHASSEE, FL - Florida Governor Ron DeSantis unveiled his brand-new presidential bleached hair and spray tan this week, officially kicking off his campaign to run for president in 2024.'What are you talking about? This is how I've always looked!' said DeSantis to questioning reporters. 'And I don...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - After an uproar from Georgia small businesses over MLB boycotting their state, many are demanding answers from President Biden who allegedly encouraged the boycott. 'Biden never called for a boycott of Georgia,' said Psaki. As she spoke, she seemed unaware that the President was s...
