This absolutely isn't going to be worth it, it's not going to get many views, many upvotes, a vast majority of people aren't going to bother looking at a 2hr+ movie uploaded to Minds.
But fuck it, I can't be a legit shitposter if I didn't upload The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit to Minds.
Oh no, not those ones, this was aired on Soviet TV back in 1991.
I'm not sure how long upload and transcoding will take but I should have it up within the next couple of hours.