EL PASO, TX - Many are starting to call the migrant surge at the southern border a 'crisis' as more people continue to arrive and detention centers overflow. It is currently unclear who caused this crisis, but some critics are suggesting it may have something to do with all the 'Free Stuff, Come On ...
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WASHINGTON D.C. - A big question on everyone’s mind is when they will finally be able to stop wearing masks. President Joe Biden recently clarified this issue, saying people will be able to stop wearing masks as soon as absolutely everyone 'has learned complete obedience to the government.''Both the...
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FORT BENNING, GA - Billions of dollars of military equipment were destroyed today after several women were asked to park the tanks, even though women are really bad at parallel parking. 'Whoops, that was a mistake,' said Staff Sergeant Darrel Cruthers, who gave the order. 'I told Specialist Casey, S...
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WASHINGTON D.C. - A big question on everyone’s mind is when they will finally be able to stop wearing masks. President Joe Biden recently clarified this issue, saying people will be able to stop wearing masks as soon as absolutely everyone 'has learned complete obedience to the government.''Both the...
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FORT BENNING, GA - Billions of dollars of military equipment were destroyed today after several women were asked to park the tanks, even though women are really bad at parallel parking. 'Whoops, that was a mistake,' said Staff Sergeant Darrel Cruthers, who gave the order. 'I told Specialist Casey, S...
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