FORT BENNING, GA - Billions of dollars of military equipment were destroyed today after several women were asked to park the tanks, even though women are really bad at parallel parking. 'Whoops, that was a mistake,' said Staff Sergeant Darrel Cruthers, who gave the order. 'I told Specialist Casey, S...
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AGUA PRIETA - According to sources on the U.S./Mexico border, scores of young children are attempting to cross into the U.S. and fulfill their lifelong dream of enjoying American pastimes like reading Dr. Seuss books, watching Pepe Le Pew cartoons, and eating Aunt Jemima pancakes.'I'm so excited!' s...
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A lot has been said lately about women serving in combat, with some people saying it's not a good idea. Absolutely reprehensible! Here at the Babylon Bee, we respect women and value the very important contributions of women in the U.S. Armed Forces. After doing some research, we discovered some of t...
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VATICAN - Amid the international controversy surrounding Catholic priests blessing same-sex unions, Pope Francis decided to explore the archives and consult an ancient book called the Bible to make sure he was getting it right. 'Whew, it's been a little while since I opened up this bad boy!' he said...
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AGUA PRIETA - According to sources on the U.S./Mexico border, scores of young children are attempting to cross into the U.S. and fulfill their lifelong dream of enjoying American pastimes like reading Dr. Seuss books, watching Pepe Le Pew cartoons, and eating Aunt Jemima pancakes.'I'm so excited!' s...
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A lot has been said lately about women serving in combat, with some people saying it's not a good idea. Absolutely reprehensible! Here at the Babylon Bee, we respect women and value the very important contributions of women in the U.S. Armed Forces. After doing some research, we discovered some of t...
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VATICAN - Amid the international controversy surrounding Catholic priests blessing same-sex unions, Pope Francis decided to explore the archives and consult an ancient book called the Bible to make sure he was getting it right. 'Whew, it's been a little while since I opened up this bad boy!' he said...
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