Millennials are getting to be in their 30s and 40s, so it's time for them to start thinking about moving out of their parents' houses. A few years after that, they may start looking to have kids. We've got the perfect name for your kids, millennials, based on the hottest trends among millennial chil...
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ALBANY, NY - Governor Andrew Cuomo has found himself in the middle of a sex scandal. When he found himself in hot water last year, though, for killing a bunch of seniors, he released a book about it. So, he called up his literary agent and quickly got a book proposal together. He landed a cool seven...
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AUSTIN, TX - As Texas removed its mask mandate this week, many progressives were shocked to learn that they could still wear masks. Having been led to believe that the end of the mask mandate would mean all masks everywhere would disappear like all those people in Infinity War, he was surprised to f...
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U.S. - eBay today released a statement that they will be pulling Mein Kampf from their site after the shocking discovery that Hitler drew a Chinese character in the margin who was eating with chopsticks.'We are horrified and saddened to discover that Adolph Hitler engaged in racist caricatures like ...
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ALBANY, NY - Governor Andrew Cuomo has found himself in the middle of a sex scandal. When he found himself in hot water last year, though, for killing a bunch of seniors, he released a book about it. So, he called up his literary agent and quickly got a book proposal together. He landed a cool seven...
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AUSTIN, TX - As Texas removed its mask mandate this week, many progressives were shocked to learn that they could still wear masks. Having been led to believe that the end of the mask mandate would mean all masks everywhere would disappear like all those people in Infinity War, he was surprised to f...
babylonbee.com
U.S. - eBay today released a statement that they will be pulling Mein Kampf from their site after the shocking discovery that Hitler drew a Chinese character in the margin who was eating with chopsticks.'We are horrified and saddened to discover that Adolph Hitler engaged in racist caricatures like ...
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