Sorry imaginary waifu, I'll make it up to you. Promise! Thanks @SGTHoc, very cool!

It's funny how quickly I went from "Arrr, there be free shids over there" to "Meh, it's only x$/month" and then back to "Arrrr, how I missed the high seas!"

The hero I don't deserve but got. :D Thanks @nukai, very cool!