NASHVILLE, TN - A pop song is undergoing a controversial new banjo treatment to help it transition into a country song.The tune was born biologically a pop song, including all the telltale signs of simplistic, repetitive melodies, inane lyrics, and complete lack of musical quality. But with a steady...
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AUSTIN, TX - Conservatives celebrated a major victory for the cause this week as Texas Governor Greg Abbott ended the unconstitutional mandates he himself implemented last year.Republicans, libertarians, and other right-leaning Texans lauded the governor's move to fight tyranny by striking down his ...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Congressional Republicans struck a deal today, declaring that Democrats will get everything they want, but Mr. Potato Head will stay a male.The deal means that Democrats' entire radical leftist agenda will proceed as planned, as long as the Hasbro toy is canonically male.'This is ...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Journalists are praising Joe Biden after he announced that every bomb he drops in the Middle East from now on will be purchased from a black-owned business.President Biden made the announcement in front of a huge crowd of white journalists on Zoom, who cheered so loud after hearin...
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AUSTIN, TX - Conservatives celebrated a major victory for the cause this week as Texas Governor Greg Abbott ended the unconstitutional mandates he himself implemented last year.Republicans, libertarians, and other right-leaning Texans lauded the governor's move to fight tyranny by striking down his ...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Congressional Republicans struck a deal today, declaring that Democrats will get everything they want, but Mr. Potato Head will stay a male.The deal means that Democrats' entire radical leftist agenda will proceed as planned, as long as the Hasbro toy is canonically male.'This is ...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Journalists are praising Joe Biden after he announced that every bomb he drops in the Middle East from now on will be purchased from a black-owned business.President Biden made the announcement in front of a huge crowd of white journalists on Zoom, who cheered so loud after hearin...
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