so my wife and I had to run some errands in town. When we were finished I told her, "so you don't have to cook this afternoon let's just get some fast food."
So I got us Taco Bell (it's the food of the gods) and we went to the park and ate. On the way home she fell asleep in the car.
When we got in the house she said, and I quote, "I don't know what it is about Taco Bell Jack but whenever I eat it I fall asleep in the car afterwards."
So I responded, "So you're saying that you only fall asleep riding in the car after eating Taco Bell. That never happens with any other food?"
She said, "Yeah." With a completely straight face.
Completely... straight... face...
I bent so far over looking at her that I was hovering parallel to the floor. About six feet up.
If I had been a helicopter blade I'd have been twirling in the air so hard it would have sounded like "Ride of the Valkyries..."