Mitch McConnell Sends Pelosi Shirt Reading 'I Impeached The President And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt'
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Mitch McConnell felt bad for Nancy Pelosi after watching her get forced to impeach the president by the radical wing of her party, then impeach him and sit on the articles of impeachment for weeks. So, he decided to cheer her up a bit.McConnell had his staffers deliver Pelosi a sh...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Democrats' second attempt to impeach Donald Trump has failed once again, resulting in Trump being reinstated as President. Joe Biden must now step down as President and leave the Oval Office immediately. 'That son of a gun has done it again!' muttered Joe Biden to himself as h...
Impeachment Fails, Trump Reinstated As President
BEAVER'S TAIL, OR - Local man Brad Mandolin identifies as an anti-fascist, bravely punching hundred-year-old statues and throwing bricks through the windows of small businesses to make sure fascism never rises again. He's constantly telling his friends -- via Zoom, of course -- that he would have sp...
'I Would Have Spoken Up About The Holocaust,' Says Man Who Is Silent On China's Concentration Camps
BURBANK, CA - Gina Carano has been removed from her role as Cara Dune in the beloved Disney+ series The Mandalorian. Disney wasted no time in filling the role, with Lucasfilm execs quickly announcing that the part will now be played by comedienne Amy Schumer.Schumer will don Cara Dune's armor and be...
Disney Announces Cara Dune Will Now Be Played By Amy Schumer
