BURBANK, CA - Gina Carano has been removed from her role as Cara Dune in the beloved Disney+ series The Mandalorian. Disney wasted no time in filling the role, with Lucasfilm execs quickly announcing that the part will now be played by comedienne Amy Schumer.Schumer will don Cara Dune's armor and be...
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If you see a barrel coming at you down some girders, what do you do? Well, I guess you have a lot of options. You could dodge to the side. You could pull out a machine gun and shoot it. You could call up the police and say, 'Hey! A giant monkey is on the loose throwing barrels, and I am in mortal da...
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NOGALES, AZ - In a touching gesture, Jill Biden visited a border holding facility and carefully decorated all the cages holding migrants with festive Valentine's Day hearts-- each one bearing a message of hope and unity.'What a beautiful gesture,' said CNN Anchor Brian Stelter as he wiped tears from...
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U.S. - Everyone knows that the best way to show your love to your significant other is to hand them a heart candy with words on it.Now even Christians can partake in this beloved Valentine's Day tradition with these new candies emblazoned with messages straight from Song of Solomon.'Your spouse will...
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If you see a barrel coming at you down some girders, what do you do? Well, I guess you have a lot of options. You could dodge to the side. You could pull out a machine gun and shoot it. You could call up the police and say, 'Hey! A giant monkey is on the loose throwing barrels, and I am in mortal da...
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NOGALES, AZ - In a touching gesture, Jill Biden visited a border holding facility and carefully decorated all the cages holding migrants with festive Valentine's Day hearts-- each one bearing a message of hope and unity.'What a beautiful gesture,' said CNN Anchor Brian Stelter as he wiped tears from...
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U.S. - Everyone knows that the best way to show your love to your significant other is to hand them a heart candy with words on it.Now even Christians can partake in this beloved Valentine's Day tradition with these new candies emblazoned with messages straight from Song of Solomon.'Your spouse will...
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