CHICAGO, IL - Refusing to be influenced by parents, city leaders, or science, the Chicago Teachers Union today reiterated their steadfast commitment to drinking coffee in yoga pants. However, after intense pressure from Mayor Lightfoot, the teachers have finally agreed to return to work if the follo...
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TAMPA, FL - The Center for Disease Control has released a statement marking the locker rooms at yesterday's Superbowl LV as a super-manspreader event.'The fight to stop the rampant spread of manspreading is set back by super-manspreader events like this one where the amount of men manspreading is un...
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AUSTIN, TX - A number of Texans have grown concerned with the direction the nation is heading, and they are beginning to wonder if they can even get along with the rest of the country anymore. This has caused them to take the unusual step of having a vote on whether to force all other states to sece...
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TAMPA, FL - The Center for Disease Control has released a statement marking the locker rooms at yesterday's Superbowl LV as a super-manspreader event.'The fight to stop the rampant spread of manspreading is set back by super-manspreader events like this one where the amount of men manspreading is un...
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AUSTIN, TX - A number of Texans have grown concerned with the direction the nation is heading, and they are beginning to wonder if they can even get along with the rest of the country anymore. This has caused them to take the unusual step of having a vote on whether to force all other states to sece...
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