For all those reading this for the first time, this is the last time you will be reading this the first time.
After you have read this the first time, there is no going back to reading it for the first time again.
It is over. It's done.
You can read it a second time and a third time, but you can never ever read this post for the first time again.
It is an unchangeable cosmic rule.
So enjoy reading this post for the first time. If you don't, you never will.
After you have read this the first time, it cannot be reversed.
You all know it to be true.
You have just finished reading this post.