The sole and only thing that interests me about the superbowl is noting that if the Buccaneers win, you can expect a better than 50/50 chance that they try to declare Tom Brady used steroids, just like they did Lance Armstrong, without evidence, since evidence is no longer needed and mere allegation by disgruntled people getting five figures for a ten minute TV slot is all you require. There's nothing the world likes more than a star, except for a fallen one.