Farts – the Trans Lie Detector

Don’t ask for pronouns. Just cut a huge fart. If they’re like “ew gross,” it’s a woman. If not, man. The colon ghost will never lead you astray. Someone needs to try this on Elliot Page – test if that’s legit or not. If it’s really Elliot, he’ll blow an even bigger frap in response. However, should your frappucino be met with disgust, guess what. That’s still Ellen. Gender identity lies not in genitals, but in butts.