WASHINGTON, D.C. - Reporters rushed to the White House lawn today as they heard a familiar sound: the trumpeting of the Biden administration's official herald, Timmy Johnson. Johnson stood on the White House balcony and blasted the notes that signaled another royal decree from President Joe Biden.'H...
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WASHINGTON D.C. - Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the world’s smartest socialist, gave more harrowing testimony of her experience during the January 6th riot at the Capitol. She said it was even worse than what she had previously revealed, stating that she was, in fact, killed by the riot a...
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WASHINGTON D.C. - Donald Trump’s lawyers have released a document outlining their defense in Trump’s impeachment trial, and the tactic they’re taking has surprised many. They claim that it is unconstitutional to try Trump, as he was never president.'This impeachment trial is making the unbelievable ...
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WASHINGTON D.C. - Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the world’s smartest socialist, gave more harrowing testimony of her experience during the January 6th riot at the Capitol. She said it was even worse than what she had previously revealed, stating that she was, in fact, killed by the riot a...
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WASHINGTON D.C. - Donald Trump’s lawyers have released a document outlining their defense in Trump’s impeachment trial, and the tactic they’re taking has surprised many. They claim that it is unconstitutional to try Trump, as he was never president.'This impeachment trial is making the unbelievable ...
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