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Initiative: Kamala Harris Stays Up Late Working Ahead On Biden’s 25th Amendment Proceedings

WASHINGTON, D.C. - It’s still a week until the inauguration, but Vice President-Elect Kamala Harris is ready to get down to business. The first item on the agenda: invoke the 25th Amendment and declare Joe Biden incapacitated and make herself acting president.'We have a busy one hundred days ahead o...

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