Pence Rolls Out Ambitious Agenda For First 100 Minutes In...

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Pence Rolls Out Ambitious Agenda For First 100 Minutes In Office

President-Possibly-Elect Mike Pence has set out a bold agenda for his first 100 minutes in office, should Trump be removed. The Babylon Bee’s elite squadron of investigative journalists has obtained Pence’s handwritten, minute by minute breakdown of his plans: 10:00 - Pardon and forgive Donald Trump...

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