Pelosi Cancels Impeachment Press Conference After Remembe...

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Pelosi Cancels Impeachment Press Conference After Remembering She Doesn't Have A Podium

WASHINGTON, D.C. - House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has been forced to cancel her upcoming impeachment press conference after she suddenly realized she doesn't have a podium anymore.'I can't give a press conference without my podium, which was stolen by an evil terrorist from Florida,' said Pelosi. 'That ...

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