Our prime minister told us last year that we need to lockdown for 14 days to flatten the curve. One year later, we are dealing with the same bullshit… Now, calling our prime minister a liar wouldn’t be right. It seems obvious now that when he said ‘’14 days’’ he meant x number multiplied by a factor of 26. Now that we have this information, everything makes sense and we realize that PM Legault was telling us the truth since day 1. For example, recently he told us that he will impose a curfew for 4 weeks. This means that he will impose a curfew for only 104 weeks. By then he will probably impose a vaccine on the entire population of Quebec and even then we will have to continue the covid charade for 6 months, which actually means 13 years. So basically, in 21 years and 8 weeks we should be able to pick up our lives where we left off. Seems completely reasonable, don’t you think? Gato Villano

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