Now folks, my sources are telling me that there are some serious movements on #minds right now. It has been confirmed that King Headly is already here to slay the wicked and be horny on main but this just in: people like @undeadscribe and @hindudindu just invaded this place. Folks it is not my place to recommend anything but this is a raid and if you ever wanted to follow a raid and have your timeline cursed into oblivion now is the time to do so. Just don't you be telling me I didn't warn you.
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BREAKING NEWS: Folks I might have been gone for over a year but we just got the invincible Twitter legend @mikeheadly himself join. The man who got yeeted from twitter 40 times and did not give up. The king himself. Give him a follow and your timeline will change. Just don't blame me. @ottman my man, this is big, give my man some love and follow as well.
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Sound check, levels, levels - I forgot to tell you people that this profile is reactivated again. This is because I reside too much in my secret gathering over here and I dropped the ball on maintaining this epic Milestone of Journalism I did over here. Do I have any real subscribers left? Last time I did a body count on this profile I discovered that a lot of you still believe that 9/11 actually happened and my disappointment was soul crushing. I am still working on clearing the name of my late father #jeffreyepstein who did nothing wrong, but god forsaken 5G makes my head hurt most days - my therapist told me it's my whisky intake, what a globalist nonsense. I believe that 1/5th of all accounts on #minds are secret alts of George Soros, man, I see you you wicked demon, I'm a pioneer, I'm an explorer. I'm a human, and I'm coming! I'm animated, I'm alive, my heart's big! Get fucked with your "wellness checks" by the law enforcement, just because I've ran out of Ritalin it doesn't mean that my testosterone is not up again. I still feel the rage over the injustice, I see the reptilians wearing their chin holders on the streets while I wear a black mask to cosplay an antifa member on steroids. I am coming for you George, how dare you to try to put a corpse in the presidential office and mock our lord Jesus Christ in the process, you absolute lemon. It's time for exploding lemons. #news This is #comedy you fucking animals, I know I've been getting views from the outside of this mental asylum. These are jokes people. I can't be cancelled, Alex Jones is my son and he owns a tank and a million dollar, he is going to send me and Eddie Bravo on a ship to check on the edge of the world very soon now. Presumably.
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BREAKING NEWS: Folks I might have been gone for over a year but we just got the invincible Twitter legend @mikeheadly himself join. The man who got yeeted from twitter 40 times and did not give up. The king himself. Give him a follow and your timeline will change. Just don't blame me. @ottman my man, this is big, give my man some love and follow as well.
2.31k views · Jan 13th
Sound check, levels, levels - I forgot to tell you people that this profile is reactivated again. This is because I reside too much in my secret gathering over here and I dropped the ball on maintaining this epic Milestone of Journalism I did over here. Do I have any real subscribers left? Last time I did a body count on this profile I discovered that a lot of you still believe that 9/11 actually happened and my disappointment was soul crushing. I am still working on clearing the name of my late father #jeffreyepstein who did nothing wrong, but god forsaken 5G makes my head hurt most days - my therapist told me it's my whisky intake, what a globalist nonsense. I believe that 1/5th of all accounts on #minds are secret alts of George Soros, man, I see you you wicked demon, I'm a pioneer, I'm an explorer. I'm a human, and I'm coming! I'm animated, I'm alive, my heart's big! Get fucked with your "wellness checks" by the law enforcement, just because I've ran out of Ritalin it doesn't mean that my testosterone is not up again. I still feel the rage over the injustice, I see the reptilians wearing their chin holders on the streets while I wear a black mask to cosplay an antifa member on steroids. I am coming for you George, how dare you to try to put a corpse in the presidential office and mock our lord Jesus Christ in the process, you absolute lemon. It's time for exploding lemons. #news This is #comedy you fucking animals, I know I've been getting views from the outside of this mental asylum. These are jokes people. I can't be cancelled, Alex Jones is my son and he owns a tank and a million dollar, he is going to send me and Eddie Bravo on a ship to check on the edge of the world very soon now. Presumably.
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