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Sound check, levels, levels - I forgot to tell you people that this profile is reactivated again. This is because I reside too much in my secret gathering over here and I dropped the ball on maintaining this epic Milestone of Journalism I did over here. Do I have any real subscribers left? Last time I did a body count on this profile I discovered that a lot of you still believe that 9/11 actually happened and my disappointment was soul crushing. I am still working on clearing the name of my late father #jeffreyepstein who did nothing wrong, but god forsaken 5G makes my head hurt most days - my therapist told me it's my whisky intake, what a globalist nonsense. I believe that 1/5th of all accounts on #minds are secret alts of George Soros, man, I see you you wicked demon, I'm a pioneer, I'm an explorer. I'm a human, and I'm coming! I'm animated, I'm alive, my heart's big! Get fucked with your "wellness checks" by the law enforcement, just because I've ran out of Ritalin it doesn't mean that my testosterone is not up again. I still feel the rage over the injustice, I see the reptilians wearing their chin holders on the streets while I wear a black mask to cosplay an antifa member on steroids. I am coming for you George, how dare you to try to put a corpse in the presidential office and mock our lord Jesus Christ in the process, you absolute lemon. It's time for exploding lemons. #news This is #comedy you fucking animals, I know I've been getting views from the outside of this mental asylum. These are jokes people. I can't be cancelled, Alex Jones is my son and he owns a tank and a million dollar, he is going to send me and Eddie Bravo on a ship to check on the edge of the world very soon now. Presumably.
390 views · May 13th, 2020

Folks, I am here to inform you that I have in fact created yet another fantastic business idea that goes in line with my long running “How to become a self made millionaire” series I’ve been publishing on skillshare.com and onlyfans.com This one is in fact quite innovative, it is custom made for you peasants, inferior folk who couldn’t follow my last course of “12 rules for child labor - how to monetize your autistic child” because you have never managed to find anyone interested in mating and breeding with you, jesus christ people, sometimes you just make me SAD. Now that being said, let me give you a glimpse of the newest course that will be available for purchase soon - it is called “Monetize your Opinions - how to earn big money by saying out loud whatever is cool now”. This folks, this is created just for you because your opinions are not only invalid - they are useless and nobody cares. And that is a GOOD thing. You can repackage this garbage you have in your #minds and SELL IT. Remember how before 9/11 hoax we thought that data was useless and then Facebook and Google started earning stupid amounts of money? Well I have just discovered a New Frontier folks, I found something that is not only a massive and untapped vein of endless resource but nobody, LITERALLY NOBODY cares about it at the moment. I mean your retarded opinions people, you are sitting on a fucking mountain of gold that is yet to be recognized and I will help you get RICH because of that. This is the new revolution, hear me out, this is the gist of how this business model works: 1. Your opinions are so fucking stupid that I need to drink myself to sleep every night and pop 3 Xannies when I hear them. That is a GOOD thing because no commodity on the market has lower value right now, including rotten corpses of #coronavirus casualties and gold bars in Minecraft. 2. You have so much of that resource and you can morph it into whatever you want, it is so useless that literally any decision you do will make it better. We are going to sell out folks because you have literally nothing to lose. Integrity? You never had any. Loyalty? You are loyal to your benzos and wine, that’s it, neither of them are going to be offended, trust me. Your own child doesn’t even know your name at this point, since that incident you have had a screaming meltdown in Walmart talking about us Jews and the n-words. You are going to be fine darling even though you've lost the custody. 3. I will show you how to find a trending opinion and make it your own for your own personal gain. I will train you in sneaking into trends and finding popular buzzwords. I will train you on jumping onto the bandwagon, cheat, lie, steal, corrupt and manipulate. You might even get laid by doing it but that’s on you, I don’t think it is going to be consensual but you do your own thing, I just want your money. I will teach you how to cancel people, however - legal disclaimer - like I said time and time again, you can’t cancel us Jews, we’re too powerful, start with something easy first like a youtuber or a game developer or Ari Shaffir. 4. You will then be wrecked by online edgelords which in turn will give you street cred and you will monetize the fuck out of it via a Gofundme campaign or Patreon. If you have been following me for a while you know that I am very experienced at being a victim of Unjust Reactions, especially because I hate kids and I don’t hide it, read my previous posts about it to learn more. 5. You will rake in that sweet, sweet paper, rinse and repeat. The deluxe extended edition of my course will show you how to make a kickstarter campaign out of it as well but that is top tier level of operations. I don’t think that half of you slobbering animals are even capable of comprehending it so do not waste your money you so desperately need to purchase black market Oxy. See? I care about you, I’m not here to scam you, I make sure you have your biggest needs fulfilled. Folks, what can I say, this is going to be the most epic course I have ever done. I am going to launch it soon on onlyfans.com, stay tuned for the link, Skillshare is for some reason hesitant to my offer but I am going to make it happen even if it takes all of my Raid Shadow Legends income to pay for the bribes. I am an artist of business, an artisan influencer and I have been inspired by this scene pictured over here, I have taken this #myphoto when I walked back home from the post office collecting all those unpaid bills and stupid letters threatening me with repo men. And then it reminded me of the sorry state of your lives, the barren wasteland where your achievements should be. That was the moment when I realized what my mission is - to help and serve retarded peasants who think that someone cares about them. I will make people care about you wildlings. The course will launch soon but for now, early adopters need to write down the code word TIM for 10% discount if I will be able to make it happen or care enough. None of you will ever be as successful like me or my son Alex Jones or my sister Bill @ottman or my late father Jeffrey #epstein. But you can still have SOMETHING. Stay hopeful, give me some of your money and it might turn you into an actual human. No, your father is not going to come back. No, you are not going to get off of crystal meth. No, 9/11 did not happen. But in spite of all that - YES - you can achieve a minuscule amount of street cred and get them oxys in bulk from your Patreon money. This is the best you can do and damn it, you will achieve it. Someday you will be able to find your mother on the street, show her 130 USD in cash and say: “Mother. I’ve made it." #comedy

12.9k views · Mar 9th, 2020

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Sound check, levels, levels - I forgot to tell you people that this profile is reactivated again. This is because I reside too much in my secret gathering over here and I dropped the ball on maintaining this epic Milestone of Journalism I did over here. Do I have any real subscribers left? Last time I did a body count on this profile I discovered that a lot of you still believe that 9/11 actually happened and my disappointment was soul crushing. I am still working on clearing the name of my late father #jeffreyepstein who did nothing wrong, but god forsaken 5G makes my head hurt most days - my therapist told me it's my whisky intake, what a globalist nonsense. I believe that 1/5th of all accounts on #minds are secret alts of George Soros, man, I see you you wicked demon, I'm a pioneer, I'm an explorer. I'm a human, and I'm coming! I'm animated, I'm alive, my heart's big! Get fucked with your "wellness checks" by the law enforcement, just because I've ran out of Ritalin it doesn't mean that my testosterone is not up again. I still feel the rage over the injustice, I see the reptilians wearing their chin holders on the streets while I wear a black mask to cosplay an antifa member on steroids. I am coming for you George, how dare you to try to put a corpse in the presidential office and mock our lord Jesus Christ in the process, you absolute lemon. It's time for exploding lemons. #news This is #comedy you fucking animals, I know I've been getting views from the outside of this mental asylum. These are jokes people. I can't be cancelled, Alex Jones is my son and he owns a tank and a million dollar, he is going to send me and Eddie Bravo on a ship to check on the edge of the world very soon now. Presumably.
390 views · May 13th, 2020

Folks, I am here to inform you that I have in fact created yet another fantastic business idea that goes in line with my long running “How to become a self made millionaire” series I’ve been publishing on skillshare.com and onlyfans.com This one is in fact quite innovative, it is custom made for you peasants, inferior folk who couldn’t follow my last course of “12 rules for child labor - how to monetize your autistic child” because you have never managed to find anyone interested in mating and breeding with you, jesus christ people, sometimes you just make me SAD. Now that being said, let me give you a glimpse of the newest course that will be available for purchase soon - it is called “Monetize your Opinions - how to earn big money by saying out loud whatever is cool now”. This folks, this is created just for you because your opinions are not only invalid - they are useless and nobody cares. And that is a GOOD thing. You can repackage this garbage you have in your #minds and SELL IT. Remember how before 9/11 hoax we thought that data was useless and then Facebook and Google started earning stupid amounts of money? Well I have just discovered a New Frontier folks, I found something that is not only a massive and untapped vein of endless resource but nobody, LITERALLY NOBODY cares about it at the moment. I mean your retarded opinions people, you are sitting on a fucking mountain of gold that is yet to be recognized and I will help you get RICH because of that. This is the new revolution, hear me out, this is the gist of how this business model works: 1. Your opinions are so fucking stupid that I need to drink myself to sleep every night and pop 3 Xannies when I hear them. That is a GOOD thing because no commodity on the market has lower value right now, including rotten corpses of #coronavirus casualties and gold bars in Minecraft. 2. You have so much of that resource and you can morph it into whatever you want, it is so useless that literally any decision you do will make it better. We are going to sell out folks because you have literally nothing to lose. Integrity? You never had any. Loyalty? You are loyal to your benzos and wine, that’s it, neither of them are going to be offended, trust me. Your own child doesn’t even know your name at this point, since that incident you have had a screaming meltdown in Walmart talking about us Jews and the n-words. You are going to be fine darling even though you've lost the custody. 3. I will show you how to find a trending opinion and make it your own for your own personal gain. I will train you in sneaking into trends and finding popular buzzwords. I will train you on jumping onto the bandwagon, cheat, lie, steal, corrupt and manipulate. You might even get laid by doing it but that’s on you, I don’t think it is going to be consensual but you do your own thing, I just want your money. I will teach you how to cancel people, however - legal disclaimer - like I said time and time again, you can’t cancel us Jews, we’re too powerful, start with something easy first like a youtuber or a game developer or Ari Shaffir. 4. You will then be wrecked by online edgelords which in turn will give you street cred and you will monetize the fuck out of it via a Gofundme campaign or Patreon. If you have been following me for a while you know that I am very experienced at being a victim of Unjust Reactions, especially because I hate kids and I don’t hide it, read my previous posts about it to learn more. 5. You will rake in that sweet, sweet paper, rinse and repeat. The deluxe extended edition of my course will show you how to make a kickstarter campaign out of it as well but that is top tier level of operations. I don’t think that half of you slobbering animals are even capable of comprehending it so do not waste your money you so desperately need to purchase black market Oxy. See? I care about you, I’m not here to scam you, I make sure you have your biggest needs fulfilled. Folks, what can I say, this is going to be the most epic course I have ever done. I am going to launch it soon on onlyfans.com, stay tuned for the link, Skillshare is for some reason hesitant to my offer but I am going to make it happen even if it takes all of my Raid Shadow Legends income to pay for the bribes. I am an artist of business, an artisan influencer and I have been inspired by this scene pictured over here, I have taken this #myphoto when I walked back home from the post office collecting all those unpaid bills and stupid letters threatening me with repo men. And then it reminded me of the sorry state of your lives, the barren wasteland where your achievements should be. That was the moment when I realized what my mission is - to help and serve retarded peasants who think that someone cares about them. I will make people care about you wildlings. The course will launch soon but for now, early adopters need to write down the code word TIM for 10% discount if I will be able to make it happen or care enough. None of you will ever be as successful like me or my son Alex Jones or my sister Bill @ottman or my late father Jeffrey #epstein. But you can still have SOMETHING. Stay hopeful, give me some of your money and it might turn you into an actual human. No, your father is not going to come back. No, you are not going to get off of crystal meth. No, 9/11 did not happen. But in spite of all that - YES - you can achieve a minuscule amount of street cred and get them oxys in bulk from your Patreon money. This is the best you can do and damn it, you will achieve it. Someday you will be able to find your mother on the street, show her 130 USD in cash and say: “Mother. I’ve made it." #comedy

12.9k views · Mar 9th, 2020