Humanitaryanism

I care very, VERY deeply for humanity. If a human is not okay, I take that personally. Those who suffer trauma or mental illness especially steam my cheese. How fucking dare they? Stop it, I tell them. Stop having problems, or I’ll hit you. People matter. That’s why the sad and downtrodden deserve beatings. They bring down humanity as a whole. They must be stamped out before they infect others. The only vaccine for depression is a knuckle sammich.