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Go to Therapy

You’re so much prettier when you go to therapy. I’m trying to help you. You could benefit from therapy. I’ve gone for years. It hasn’t helped, but now my therapist needs her own the(rapist), LOL. But seriously, you should go. If you don’t get therapy, people will think you’re weird. Go, or they’ll hate you. Please? Bare your soul to a pill dealer with a degree. It’s the(rape)utic.

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