Politicians Officially Exempted From Lockdown Rules Since Lizard People Can't Catch COVID

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - After stoking outrage by visiting a salon for a hair treatment during a lockdown, Nancy Pelosi has assured the public she is exempt from lockdown rules since her particular species of lizard-person cannot catch or spread the coronavirus.'There isssssss, I mean is, no risk posed b...

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