Tradcaths: jUsTiCe sHoUlD bE mOrAl, nOt fAcTuAl!1!1!
*Cop who finds the preening attitude of some people to be annoying charges them with a rather subjective ordinance violation because they offend his easygoing moral code*
Tradcaths: wHy aRe mY rIgHtS bEiNg vIoLaTeD?!1?!?1