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Miracle: Government Feeds Five People With Just 2.3 Trillion Loaves And Fishes

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a stunning miracle, congresspeople just emerged from negotiations over 2.3 trillion loaves and fishes, somehow turning the trillions of morsels of food into enough meals for just five people.An exhausted Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and Mitch McConnell (R-KY) held up the small basket so...

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