Via Rand Paul, this year the feds spent:
— $1.5M walking lizards on a treadmill
— $20M rebuilding a Nantucket taxiway for planes
— $4.5M spraying alcoholic rats w/ bobcat urine
— $1.5M testing if hotubs reduce stress
— $1.5M studying drug use at clubs.
https://www.paul.senate.gov/sites/default/files/page-attachments/2020FestivusReport.pdf