So I guess THIS Christmas will be just like 80% of my Fridays this 2020 -- me alone, eating a bucket of Uber Eats delivered KFC while chugging down a quart of chocolate milk and binge watching amateur midget porn.
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I don't know how it happened, but it appears that from this stimulus bill I'll be getting $600 while my cat will be banking $27.3 million.
