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Secret Service Puts Finishing Touches On Biden's New Presidential Scooter

WASHINGTON, D.C. - As part of the transition to a new administration, the Secret Service is working hard to make the White House safe and secure for the incoming 78-year-old president. One of the most important pieces of hardware in the White House will be Biden's presidential scooter, affectionatel...

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Elliot Page Retroactively Awarded 17 Oscars For Amazingly Convincing Portrayals Of Women

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AOC launches new 'honest socialism' clothing line

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