WASHINGTON, D.C. - As part of the transition to a new administration, the Secret Service is working hard to make the White House safe and secure for the incoming 78-year-old president. One of the most important pieces of hardware in the White House will be Biden's presidential scooter, affectionatel...
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ORLANDO, FL - In preparation for the new administration, the legendary Disney World Hall of Presidents exhibit has updated its lineup to include the 46th President of the United States: Kamala Harris.'I mean-- we all know it's gonna be her anyway,' said Park Director Michael Colglazier. 'These anima...
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HOLLYWOOD, CA - At a lavish press conference today, actor Elliot Page received 17 Oscar awards for his previous work portraying women in a variety of films, even though Page himself is a man, which is something we definitely believe, as you can tell by our use of words like 'his' and 'himself.''We a...
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New York Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez engages in capitalism to release new "honest socialist" merchandise on her website this past Wednesday. For the low price of just $65 for a single shirt, buyers can tell complete strangers to pay for their financial decisions. All clothi
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ORLANDO, FL - In preparation for the new administration, the legendary Disney World Hall of Presidents exhibit has updated its lineup to include the 46th President of the United States: Kamala Harris.'I mean-- we all know it's gonna be her anyway,' said Park Director Michael Colglazier. 'These anima...
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HOLLYWOOD, CA - At a lavish press conference today, actor Elliot Page received 17 Oscar awards for his previous work portraying women in a variety of films, even though Page himself is a man, which is something we definitely believe, as you can tell by our use of words like 'his' and 'himself.''We a...
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New York Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez engages in capitalism to release new "honest socialist" merchandise on her website this past Wednesday. For the low price of just $65 for a single shirt, buyers can tell complete strangers to pay for their financial decisions. All clothi
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