My favorite audio book series is Zombie Fallout By Mark Tufo. The Zombie apocalypse is caused by a tainted flu vaccine from power hungry politicians and businessmen who think they should be running the show.

Do you want to guarantee our prosperity and freedom? Do you want to keep taxes low and America great? Do you want to keep our Borders secure? There's the 2nd Amendment! you know the safeguard the founding fathers said to use when the government got to big and abusive of it's power. It's not sedition when it's used to protect the Constitution it's Patriotism and contrary to what the politicians and legal assholes say it's our fucking right and obligation to protect our Nation. Are you ready to man the fuck up when America needs you?