PHILADELPHIA, PA—Protests over racial injustice erupted in Philly, and not a moment too soon: local man Michael Parsons was getting behind on his Christmas shopping."Well, this is convenient," he said as he saw people were protesting the shooting of a man who was just one knife away from being unarm...
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—As the Senate hearing on Big Tech went down today, an awkward moment ensued after the senators accidentally video-called Tom Anderson from MySpace."Hey, guys, what's up!" Tom said as the horrified senators, who had been attempting to call Mark Zuckerberg, tried to hang up. "Long tim...
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WILMINGTON, DE—The Biden campaign has revealed plans for an oval basement, should the former vice president win the election.If Biden is elected, he'll work out of the comfort of the new Oval Basement underneath the White House. The old Oval Office will be used by Kamala Harris to run the administra...
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U.S.— Experts now believe that this year will be marked by unprecedented voter turnout. With the help of mail-in voting, officials believe as many as 800 million U.S. citizens will be able to cast their vote.“Finally, all eligible voters in this nation will be able to have their voices heard,” said ...
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—As the Senate hearing on Big Tech went down today, an awkward moment ensued after the senators accidentally video-called Tom Anderson from MySpace."Hey, guys, what's up!" Tom said as the horrified senators, who had been attempting to call Mark Zuckerberg, tried to hang up. "Long tim...
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WILMINGTON, DE—The Biden campaign has revealed plans for an oval basement, should the former vice president win the election.If Biden is elected, he'll work out of the comfort of the new Oval Basement underneath the White House. The old Oval Office will be used by Kamala Harris to run the administra...
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U.S.— Experts now believe that this year will be marked by unprecedented voter turnout. With the help of mail-in voting, officials believe as many as 800 million U.S. citizens will be able to cast their vote.“Finally, all eligible voters in this nation will be able to have their voices heard,” said ...
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