The Perfect Supervillain Power

The capability to look at a dog and know the exact number of times you could kick it before it would bite. Then you kick the dog until it’s one away from biting. One day, the dog’s owner or shelter worker isn’t looking and bumps it underfoot. The dog bites them. They think it’s vicious, so they put it down. Not only do you hurt animals, you get innocent people hurt in the process, and make them unwitting participants in dog genocide. Netflix wouldn’t even touch you with a 10-hour docuseries.