WASHINGTON, D.C.—Lying ill in the White House, Trump weakly asked for a pen and paper. Once these had been retrieved for him, he wrote out his dying wish -- just in case the worst should happen -- canceling out Ruth Bader Ginsburg's dying wish."I, Donald Trump, your favorite president, hereby state ...
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U.S.—Liberals, who had been praying for the death of Trump, suddenly reversed course and began desperately begging the Lord to heal Trump after they realized Mike Pence is next in line for the presidency."God, I know I don't believe in you, but please save Donald Trump so Mike Pence won't become pre...
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When the riots first started, Kamala Harris decided it was a good idea to bail felons out of jail. Never let a good criminal go to waste. One of those that the @MNFreedomFund bailed out of jail is a man who is facing thirty years in prison for the rape of an eight-year-old girl. His...
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U.S.—Liberals, who had been praying for the death of Trump, suddenly reversed course and began desperately begging the Lord to heal Trump after they realized Mike Pence is next in line for the presidency."God, I know I don't believe in you, but please save Donald Trump so Mike Pence won't become pre...
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When the riots first started, Kamala Harris decided it was a good idea to bail felons out of jail. Never let a good criminal go to waste. One of those that the @MNFreedomFund bailed out of jail is a man who is facing thirty years in prison for the rape of an eight-year-old girl. His...
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