U.S.—Liberals, who had been praying for the death of Trump, suddenly reversed course and began desperately begging the Lord to heal Trump after they realized Mike Pence is next in line for the presidency."God, I know I don't believe in you, but please save Donald Trump so Mike Pence won't become pre...
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When the riots first started, Kamala Harris decided it was a good idea to bail felons out of jail. Never let a good criminal go to waste. One of those that the @MNFreedomFund bailed out of jail is a man who is facing thirty years in prison for the rape of an eight-year-old girl. His...
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MOUNT DOOM—Governor Gretchen Whitmer is refusing to throw the Ring of Power back into Mount Doom, despite the Michigan Supreme Court ordering her to return it into the fires whence it came."Throw it into the fire! Destroy it!" shouted a judge sitting on the court, after leading Whitmer to the Cracks...
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When the riots first started, Kamala Harris decided it was a good idea to bail felons out of jail. Never let a good criminal go to waste. One of those that the @MNFreedomFund bailed out of jail is a man who is facing thirty years in prison for the rape of an eight-year-old girl. His...
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MOUNT DOOM—Governor Gretchen Whitmer is refusing to throw the Ring of Power back into Mount Doom, despite the Michigan Supreme Court ordering her to return it into the fires whence it came."Throw it into the fire! Destroy it!" shouted a judge sitting on the court, after leading Whitmer to the Cracks...
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