MOUNT DOOMβGovernor Gretchen Whitmer is refusing to throw the Ring of Power back into Mount Doom, despite the Michigan Supreme Court ordering her to return it into the fires whence it came."Throw it into the fire! Destroy it!" shouted a judge sitting on the court, after leading Whitmer to the Cracks...
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BETHESDA, MDβA Spanish orderly working at Walter Reed Medical Center welcomed the president and informed him that he would be working closely to ensure the president was back to full health as quickly as possible.The orderly introduced herself as Hidalgo ClintoniΓ±a."My name is Hidalgo ClintoniΓ±a. Yo...
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ALBANY, NYβGovernor Andrew Cuomo of New York has extended a generous offer to house Trump at one of his state's finest nursing homes.Cuomo says he is making the gesture out of the goodness of his heart and that nothing bad will happen to the president, as nursing homes in New York have a great track...
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BETHESDA, MDβA Spanish orderly working at Walter Reed Medical Center welcomed the president and informed him that he would be working closely to ensure the president was back to full health as quickly as possible.The orderly introduced herself as Hidalgo ClintoniΓ±a."My name is Hidalgo ClintoniΓ±a. Yo...
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ALBANY, NYβGovernor Andrew Cuomo of New York has extended a generous offer to house Trump at one of his state's finest nursing homes.Cuomo says he is making the gesture out of the goodness of his heart and that nothing bad will happen to the president, as nursing homes in New York have a great track...
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