U.S.—In an address to the nation written using letters cut out from a magazine and glued to paper, the Democrats are offering their most persuasive case yet for Biden's election. According to the letter, Democrats have planted booby traps rigged with dynamite all throughout the country, and they are...
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U.S.—Netflix is embroiled in controversy yet again with its new documentary Puppy Murder, a show where the director kills puppies to teach you that murdering puppies is bad.The movie is just two hours of puppies being brutally murdered onscreen, sending a powerful message to the viewer about just ho...
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WILMINGTON, DE—As woke politics and Critical Race Theory take hold in schools and corporations, presidential candidate Joe Biden revealed his excitement that racial segregation is now coming back in style."Come on, man!" he exclaimed to a half-eaten Fig Newton on his plate. "This is real swell! Segr...
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SACRAMENTO, CA—Fresh off his fireside chat to the state of California last week, Governor Gavin Newsom is announcing swift action to combat the spread of wild global-warming fires in his state. According to sources, Newsom will be signing an executive order requiring all trees to wear masks so that ...
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U.S.—Netflix is embroiled in controversy yet again with its new documentary Puppy Murder, a show where the director kills puppies to teach you that murdering puppies is bad.The movie is just two hours of puppies being brutally murdered onscreen, sending a powerful message to the viewer about just ho...
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WILMINGTON, DE—As woke politics and Critical Race Theory take hold in schools and corporations, presidential candidate Joe Biden revealed his excitement that racial segregation is now coming back in style."Come on, man!" he exclaimed to a half-eaten Fig Newton on his plate. "This is real swell! Segr...
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SACRAMENTO, CA—Fresh off his fireside chat to the state of California last week, Governor Gavin Newsom is announcing swift action to combat the spread of wild global-warming fires in his state. According to sources, Newsom will be signing an executive order requiring all trees to wear masks so that ...
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