SAN FRANCISCO, CA—A large number of conservative and satirical Twitter accounts that criticize the left were shut down yesterday in what CEO Jack Dorsey says was, "a totally honest mistake." Dorsey claims an intern set their coffee on a button labeled, 'Destroy All Conservatives,' which is located i...
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ST LOUIS, MO—Loyal Democrat voter Tim Raisinbran is expressing disappointment after he watched the Democratic National Convention for hours and barely heard anything about all the free stuff he's going to get from Democrats."I sat through 2 hours of lame Zoom calls for this?" Mr. Raisinbran cried as...
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U.S.—The Democratic campaign to encourage mail-in voting hit a snag yesterday after a mailer encouraging people to vote by mail got lost in the mail.The Postmaster General confirmed today that approximately 86 million pamphlets sent by the DNC extolling the virtues and benefits of voting by mail sim...
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SEATTLE, WA—In an effort to keep Antifa rioters busy, Trump has set up decoy statues all across the country. According to experts, this will help focus the rioters' attention away from real national monuments and give them an outlet for their rage. "Down with fascists!" shouted one mob as they tore ...
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ST LOUIS, MO—Loyal Democrat voter Tim Raisinbran is expressing disappointment after he watched the Democratic National Convention for hours and barely heard anything about all the free stuff he's going to get from Democrats."I sat through 2 hours of lame Zoom calls for this?" Mr. Raisinbran cried as...
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U.S.—The Democratic campaign to encourage mail-in voting hit a snag yesterday after a mailer encouraging people to vote by mail got lost in the mail.The Postmaster General confirmed today that approximately 86 million pamphlets sent by the DNC extolling the virtues and benefits of voting by mail sim...
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SEATTLE, WA—In an effort to keep Antifa rioters busy, Trump has set up decoy statues all across the country. According to experts, this will help focus the rioters' attention away from real national monuments and give them an outlet for their rage. "Down with fascists!" shouted one mob as they tore ...
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