U.S.—The Democratic campaign to encourage mail-in voting hit a snag yesterday after a mailer encouraging people to vote by mail got lost in the mail.The Postmaster General confirmed today that approximately 86 million pamphlets sent by the DNC extolling the virtues and benefits of voting by mail sim...
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SEATTLE, WA—In an effort to keep Antifa rioters busy, Trump has set up decoy statues all across the country. According to experts, this will help focus the rioters' attention away from real national monuments and give them an outlet for their rage. "Down with fascists!" shouted one mob as they tore ...
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PIERRE, SD—Local Trump supporter Clyde Anderson took a brave stand against mail-in voting today when he removed his family’s mailbox and threw it right in the trash. “I don’t need no mailbox,” Anderson exclaimed. “It’s just another way for Democrats to rig the election. Come around here and try to m...
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SEATTLE, WA—In an effort to keep Antifa rioters busy, Trump has set up decoy statues all across the country. According to experts, this will help focus the rioters' attention away from real national monuments and give them an outlet for their rage. "Down with fascists!" shouted one mob as they tore ...
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PIERRE, SD—Local Trump supporter Clyde Anderson took a brave stand against mail-in voting today when he removed his family’s mailbox and threw it right in the trash. “I don’t need no mailbox,” Anderson exclaimed. “It’s just another way for Democrats to rig the election. Come around here and try to m...
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